The Disclaimer Bit(s)….

It’s all made-up. None of it is true. We never meant to offend anyone living or dead. We thought it was funny and laddish banter. Please don’t prosecute us. We’re nice folk on the inside.

Modern Slavery Statement….

None of the White Love team are slaves or are forced to work long hours in the dark, unpaid, with no tea. We do sometimes let them have Mint Club biscuits….. but only when they promise not to lick all the chocolate off first.